Taste blood on your hands

And you were just on Facebook

In heaven, angels have both dicks and pussies so they can please you anyway you want.
But no buttstuff.
God hates buttstuff.

Wait, does that make me religious?

Yes.
Devout.

So I have to like buttstuff to be an atheist?

The sacrifices one must make

:-(

Oh yeah.
It's in our bibble.

I might be down with buttstuff if I am messing with my own butt.

Damn sacrifices.