So suppose I got one of those nursing bra things for men
And I filled it with hot motor oil
and I fed babies in the park

Fed them motor oil?

Yes.
Very much so.
HELP FIGHT BABY OVERPOPULATION

I'd videotape it from the bushes

THEY CAN'T PUMP ALL THEIR STOMACHS

Then post it on the internet for perverts to beat off to

Live web feed.
Nipple cam.