I touch your asshole with great reverence as I grease it up for the thundergod.
THE KING IS DEAD
Also
We're going to the early bird Hangover tomorrow

?

So be emotionally and logistically prepared

What is that?

I forget that you are like a child

An asshole warm and inviting, but terrible bed talk

I have a lesson for you about the elasticity of of the human colon.
And this is a MAGNET school

:-(

I value an education though

*fist into mashed potatoes*

My hands smell like sin

Mmm

I'll ravage you like a ship sick conquistador

So hot

How's the brew

A bubbly little girl

Sassy

I just want to tear her strawberry shortcake panties off and take teary photographs of her

<3 u ;-)

I'm going to put a filter on the lens, so you don't trigger the kill instinct. I pour the kibble in your ass and release the dogs

...

Oh dear. My vinegar is up again.
You will take quite an internal beating

ENGAGE THE FUNKOTRON