Why are all these people putting shit in their urethras?
That is one thing I'll never do.

Oh?

It is just always a disaster.

It seems that way

I do not understand why that is supposed to feel good.

Nor do I

Just like butt stuff

Shh
Shh
As long as you're using proper equipment, you'll be fine.

No butt stuff!

Shh
Shh
Just lie back and relax.

:-(

no papa

....no....

I had you for one reason.

:-(

YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS
I will beat you about the neck and face

:-(

This is a young man's game
QUIT BEFORE YOU BREAK A HIP, OLD MAN

No way you street punk.

WHO AM I