I've got a plan. I become famous and cool,
get arrested for weed, sent to jail,
then fake my own shivving death, lay low for five years
and use the outcry over my untimely demise to end marijuana prohibition.

Hmmm

And you'll become one of my crows!
CAW!

caw.

LOUDER
LET GOD AND ALL HIS ASSEMBLED PEOPLE HEAR YOU